Saturday, October 27, 2007

A LONG HIATUS

WELL HI THERE,

I SWEAR I HAVE EITHER BEEN IN WORK HELL, OR IN THE THROES OF AN ILLNESS, OR MY FAMILY HAS HAD THE ILLNESS!!! THE ILLNESS, IS COLD-LIKE, AND THE FIRST FEW DAYS YOU ARE AFRAID YOU ARE GOING TO DIE, AND THE LAST DAYS OF IT YOU ARE AFRAID YOU ARE NOT!!!! CAN YOU SAY SHIVERS AND CHILLS, SWEATS AND FEVERS, AND WELL LET US CALL IT..... COLON OVERACTIVITY OR HURLING. I STILL AM NOT OVER IT...OH, DID I MENTION THE EXHAUSTION? YEAH, LET US NOT FORGET THAT!!! N-E-WAYZ, LET US MOVE ON TO OTHER FUN THINGS....LIKE KNITTING... AND HALLOWEEN!!!



OK, I HAVE FINISHED A SCARF JUST TONITE...MADE OF A YARN THAT IS VERY SIMILIAR TO THE YARN I USED IN THE PLAYFUL PARTY OMBRE SCARF ...YARN BY YARN BEE. WELL THE SCARF I JUST FINISHED IS MADE IN PLAYFUL, BY YARN BEE'S GLITTERING OMBRE, IT IS SPARKLY, PURPLE, TURQUIOSE, PINK AND GREEN. I FRINGED IT, AND IT IS SOOOOO CUTE!!



THE OTHER SCARF I AM WORKING ON IS A SCARF WITH A DROP STITCH PATTERN MADE OUT OF LION BRAND'S TRELLIS IN AUTUMN LEAVES.....COBWEBBY, AND AUTUMNAL, I'LL HAVE TO POST SOME PICS!! MY CO-WORKER'S AT WORK ALL WANT TO:

A. SWIPE IT

B. MAKE ONE LIKE IT

C. HAVE ME MAKE THEM ONE

D. I KID YOU NOT...MAKE THEM CURTAINS WITH THAT PATTERN!!!



ANYWAY, I AM QUITE PLEASED WITH IT AND MY OVARIES REACHED OUT AND GRABBED SOME LION BRAND TRELLIS IN COPPER PENNY FOR A FOLLOW UP!!



TODAY MY SWEETIE, MY MOM, AND I, ALL SAT IN THE LIVING ROOM, AND FINISHED STUFFING THE HALLOWEEN TREAT BAGS...ALLL 201 OF THEM-WHHEEEEE!!! PANT PANT, LIE ON FLOOR EXHAUSTED...EACH BAG CONTIANS 3 GOOD PIECES OF CANDY, A HALLOWEEN RING,(BAT SKULL OR SPIDER), A CRAZY BONE LOLLIPOP-WHICH IS A LOLLY WITH EITHER AN ARM OR LEG SKELETON ARTICULATED AS THE STICK, AND A FOAM HALLOWEEN STICKER, AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST A GUMMY BODY PART!!!



MY LAWN DUDE DECIDED THAT IT WOULD BE OK TO MOW OVER THE GUY LINES, AND SCREW IN THE GROUND ANCHORS THAT HOLD UP MY INFLATED JACK-O-LANTERN AND GHOSTIES POPPING OUT OF A CAULDRON...SO I WILL BE FORCED TO REPLACE THEM(THE GUY LINES AND ANCHORS)....GRRRRR...HE ALSO WEED WHACKED MY VINYL AND CARDBOARD HEADSTONES, THAT WHILE NOT IN PRISTINE CONDITION CERTAINLY WOULD HAVE LASTED A COPUPLE MORE YEARS IF HE HADN'T WHACKED THEM.....GRRRRRRRRR....SO TOMORROW I WILL GET TO GO TO WALLY WORLD, AND FIND REPLACEMENTS.....:( :( !!!!



STILL HAVE TO GET THE VAST MAJORITY OF MY DECORATIONS OUT...ILLNESS HAS DELAYED ME. BUT I CAN'T WAIT!!!



ANYWAY, WILL CLOSE FOR NOW...HOPEFULLY NEXT ENTRY WILL HAVE PICS!



TA 4 NOW....

KW!!!

Saturday, September 15, 2007

OK, HI THERE,

HI,
IT IS I KW.
I AM SURPRISED THAT LIMENVIOLET HAS NOT PUT OUT ANOTHER POD CAST. I MAY BE GOING THRU LNV DT'S. :(

MY OCEAN INFATUATION, (BY YARN BEE), SCARF...WELL.... I DROPPED A STITCH, AND WHEN I ATTEMPTED TO RIP BACK----UNTANGLEABLE SNARLAGE OCCURRED, SO MY KITTIES 3 GOT A NEW WUZZY CAT TOY....SIGH-HEAVILY!!!

SO, I HAVE STARTED ANOTHER SCARF IN INFATUATION, BUT THE COLOR IS RATTAN..GREEN, BROWN, ORANGE, PALE CREAM, YELLOW-ALL IN FUZZY DELIGHT!! :) EVEN BETTER, I SCORED IT IN A SALE AT HOBBY LOBBY ABOUT A MONTH AGO-$8.88 YARN FOR A MERE 1 DOLLAR!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEE!

USING THE SAME SIZE 15 CLOVER NEEDLES WITH THE CAT TEETH DENTS ON THE KNOBS...NAUGHTY PUNKIN!

WORK--I HAD TO WRITE AN 11 PAGE DENIAL LETTER AT MY JOB, CAN YOU SAY THE MAJORITY OF 2 DAYS WORK!!! (I AM A HOSPITAL CASE COORDINATOR AND I DEAL WITH INSURANCE COMPANIES, AND TRY TO GET THEM TO PAY OUR HOSPITAL!!). WELL, I HAVE TO HAVE A JOB TO SUPPORT MY KNITTING HABIT! ANYWAY I HAVE 4 DAYS OFF!! IN A ROW!!!!- WHEEEEEEEE!!!

HOME-OUR SQUISHWASHER IS BROKEN AND WILL HAVE TO BE REPLACED, APPARENTLY IT HAS BEEN LEAKING....CAUSING WIRE FRYAGE, MOTOR RUINAGE, AND 3 TRIPS BY THE REPAIR GUY TO ESTABLISH WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.....AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!..SO WE HAVE NO HOT WATER IN THE KITCHEN.....AND COLD WATER FROM OUR SINK LEAKS ONTO THE FLOOR....NICE!!!!
BOOO-HISSSSSSS :( :( :(

FOOTBALL WIDOWHOOD-THE RAZORBACKS PLAYED AND WERE TELEVISED SO I HAVE LOST MY SWEETIE TO THEM....GRRRRRRR, BUT THEY DID LOSE, SO I AM SAD FOR HIM....

ANYWAY, NOW THAT THE WEATHER HERE IN ARKANSAS HAS FINALLY STARTED TO COOL DOWN, I AM SURE THAT OUR SUMMER RESIDENT HUMMINGBIRDS WILL BE HEADING TO MEXICO SOON WITH ALL OF THEIR FIESTY NEW BABY BIRDS IN TOW-WE STARTED W/6 BIRDS AND NOW HAVE AT LEAST 15 IF NOT 20!!! SWEETIE TWEETIES!!! AROUND OUR TWO HUMMINGBIRD FEEDERS IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE A MINATURIZED SET OFF OF "THE BIRDS"!!! ONLY FASTER, AND NICER, AND MUCH MUCH CUTER!!

WELL, WILL GO FOR NOW!!

KW!!

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

NO WOOL FOR ME-OR FORMALDEHYDE!!

HI,
IT'S ME!! NOW I WOULD LIKE TO SAY, THAT SADLY I AM ALLERGIC TO WOOL-NO IT IS NOT THE TYPE OF WOOL, IT IS WOOL ITSELF, OR RATHER THE LANOLIN-I HAVE BEEN TESTED FOR TEXTILE ALLERGIES AND IT IS THE LANOLIN!!! :( :( :(... ALSO, I HAVE AN UNFORTUNATE ALLERGY TO FORMALDEHYDE, AND YOU CANNOT EVEN GUESS HOW MANY FABRICS AND FIBERS THAT IT IS IN!!!

THANKFULLY, I CAN FIND STUFF TO KNIT WITH,-MOHAIR ANYONE, AND I ALSO LOVE LOVE LOVE(DID I MENTION I LOVE?) TO TYE DYE-SOCKS, UNDERWEAR,(YEP I SAID UNDERWEAR!!!!), SHIRTS...YOU NAME IT~~ I USE PROCION DYES FROM DHARMA, AND THEY ARE MADE BY RUPERT GIBSON AND SPIDER. THANK HEAVEN THAT MY HIGH SCHOOL IN TEXAS OFFERED A FIBER ARTS ELECTIVE!! WHEEEE!!

I ALSO HAVE MISPLACED MY COPY OF STEPHANIE PEARL MCPHEE'S YARN HARLOT...SO OF COURSE I'LL HAVE TO ORDER ANOTHER ONE,(MY LOCAL BARNES AND NOBLE DID'T HAVE A COPY), AND YOU KNOW THE MINUTE I DO I'LL FIND MY OLD ONE!

ANYWAY I FINISHED MY SCARF THAT I WAS MAKING WITH YARN BEE'S PLAYFUL IN PARTY OMBRE, AND I FRINGED IT, AND I LURVE IT!! WHEEEE!!

I HAVE NOW STARTED A NEW SCARF WITH YARN BEE'S INFATUATION IN OCEAN, YEAH!! FOR BLUE FUZZY FUN!!!! IT FEELS LIKE A KITTEN AND HAS THESE COOL BUMPY BITS IN IT ALONG WITH A FUNFURRY TYPE STRAND-(IT IS TWO STRANDED!!) I AM WORKING ON #13 CLOVER BAMBOO NEEDLES!! THEY DO HOWEVER HAVE KITTY NIBBLE BITES ON THE KNOBS-MY KITTY PUNKIN KNOWS HE CANNOT HAVE THE YARN, BUT I NEVER TOLD HIM HE COULDN'T HAVE THE NEEDLES DID I? SO KITTY TOOTH MARKS ARE ON THAT PAIR OF NEEDLES! HE'S A YARN VARMINT!!

WELL THAT'S ALL 4 NOW!!

KNITTING WIDDERSHINS!!!

Friday, September 7, 2007

MY FAVORITE PODCASTS AND RAVELRY

HI!
OK A SHORTIE!!
I HAVE ADDED MY NAME TO RAVELRY'S WAITING LIST :) :). I BET IT'S A GAZILLION MILES LONG THOUGH...ANTICIPATION!!

MY FAVORITE PODCASTS:
LIME AND VIOLET
SWEATERS FOR DRAGONS

MY FAVORITE KNITTING BOOKS:
STITCH AND BITCH
STITCH AND BITCH NATION
ANYTHING WRITTEN BY STEPHANIE PEARL-MCPHEE

MY KNITTING MAG SUBSCRIPTION:
A UK MAG-SIMPLY KNITTING


WOOHOO!!

LATER! KW- :) :)

Thursday, September 6, 2007

FOOTBALL WIDOWHOOD

HI THERE,
I AM KNITTING WIDDERSHINS,
WELCOME TO MY BLOG.

JUST SO YOU KNOW, IT IS NOW FOOTBALL SEASON..AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH-I AM NOW A FOOT BALL WIDOW FOR THE SEASON. MY SWEETIE TELLS ME THAT I AM REALLY LUCKY B/C ALL HE WATCHES IS COLLEGE BALL, AND NOT PRO,(BUT HE LURVES IT, AND ALSO HE WATCHES HIGH SCHOOL BALL WHEN THEY TELEVISE IT!!!) AND, JUST SO YOU KNOW, HIS FAVORITE TEAM IS THE ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS!!! NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE TO LOOK AT CUTE GUYS, BUT C'MON, HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO WATCH BIG HAIRY SWEATY GUYS BEND OVER AND CHASE A BALL? I MEAN THOSE TAIL PADS LOOK LIKE GINORMOUS KOTEX, OK!!!! MY SWEETIE YELLS AT THE TV, AND THE CATS THINK THEY ARE IN TROUBLE!! I MEAN LOOK AT THIS LITTLE GUY, HE THINKS HE'S IN TROUBLE!!! POOR KITTY!















ANYWAY NOW FOR THE KNITTY BITS-I AM CURRENTLY KNITTING A "PLAIN VANILLA" FLAVOR SCARF, BUT THE YARN IS COOL!! THE YARN IS YARN BEE'S PLAYFUL, AND IT HAS A SHIMMER TO IT. IT IS QUITE WARM, AND SOFT. I KNOW THIS B/C DURING A WILD DELUGE I HAD TO RUN INTO A STORE W/O MY UMBRELLA, AND WHEN THE STORE LOST POWER R/T LIGHTNING I HAD TO DASH BACK OUT TO MY CAR, AND MIND YOU IT WAS NOT A LONG DISTANCE!!! I WAS SOAKED TO THE SKIN AND WRAPPED MY SCARF-STILL ON THE NEEDLES AROUND ME UNTIL MY SWEETIE WAS ABLE TO GET ME HOME!!! I WAS VERY GLAD I HAD IT!!! YOU ALSO LIKELY ARE WONDERING WHY I DID NOT HAVE A JACKET....WELL IT'S ARKANSAS, AND IT'S BEEN VERY DRY AND HOT!!! ANYWAY HERE IS A PIC OF THE SCARF IN PROGRESS-EARLY ON, IT'S ABOUT 3/5'S DONE BY NOW!!! WELL I'VE GOT OTHER STUFF I GOOTA DO, SO-HAVE A GOOD ONE-GOTTA RUN 4 NOW!-KW!

Sunday, September 2, 2007

THE BEGINNING OF THE POSTS!!

HI THERE,
I AM KNITTING_WIDDERSHINS!
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT WIDDERSHINS IS, IT IS AN OLD WORD MEANING TO GO COUNTERCLOCKWISE, OR OPPOSITE OF THE NORM.

I KNIT IN THE CONTINENTAL METHOD WHICH IS DIFFERENT THAN THE VAST MAJORITY OF AMERICANS, AND ALL KNITTERS WIND THEIR YARN COUNTERCLOCKWISE ON THE NEEDLES SO I THOUGHT, HEY YEAH...THAT'LL WORK!!

ANYWAY, I AM GLAD TO START THIS BLOG, AND IN THE VENERATE WORDS OF DOUGLAS ADAMS....THIS WILL INCLUDE, "LIFE THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING!!!" TOO BAD THAT THERE IS NOT A FRIENDLY RED DON'T PANIC BUTTON FOR MOST OF LIFE!! I COULD SURE USE ONE!!!

I AM ALSO QUITE A BAD TWO FINGER HUNT AND PECKER TYPIST, SO NO, I AM NOT YELLING, I JUST LIKE ALL CAPS!! I MEAN COME-ON NOW I WENT TO NURSING SCHOOL, NOT SECRETARIAL SCHOOL!! YES AND LET ME TELL YOU WHEN WE HAD TO CHANGE TO COMPUTER CHARTING, QUITE A FEW OF US DID NOT KNOW HOW TO TYPE!! BESIDES IT IS MY BLOG, SO I'LL USE CAPS IF I WANT!!

A FEW THINGS ABOUT ME....HMMM...LETS SEE I AM A:

KNITTER
NURSE
WIFE
DAUGHTER
GRANDAUGHTER
SISTER
CAT MOMMA
38 YEARS OLD
A MILITARY BRAT
I LURVE, LURVE, LURVE HALLOWEEN
A BOOKWORM(AND BY THE WAY, NEVER MARRY ONE OR YOUR HOUSE WILL BE A LIBRARY, TRUST ME ON THIS ONE!!)
A NEW CASE COORDINATOR AT THE HOSPITAL WHERE I HAVE WORKED FOR 19 YEARS!!!-16 OF THEM AS A FLOOR NURSE-THE FEW THE PROUD THE TERMINALLY INSANE....YEP, THAT WOULD BE ME!!
I HAVE A VERY ODD SENSE OF HUMOUR, AND MY HUSBAND IS EVER AMAZED THAT THE KID IN ME HAS NEVER DIED OR BEEN SQUELCHED!!!
BY THE WAY I LOOOOOVVVVVEEEEE HALLOWEEN, A LOT.......DID I MENTION THAT?? OH YEAH, WELL IN OUR HOUSE IT IS HUGE, BIGNORMOUS, AND QUITE FUN!! WE TRY NOT TO MAKE IT TOO SCARY, BUT MORE ON THAT IN ANOTHER ENTRY!!!

ANYWAY THE LAST THING I KNITTED WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PROJECTS... A PLAIN VANILLA,(IF IT WAS A FLAVOR, WHICH I'M SURE THAT THE YARN WOULD NOT BE TOO TASTY) GARTER STITCH SCARF!!!! YES THAT IS MY FAVORITE!!!

OH AND BY THE WAY, THE ABSINTHE GIRL....NO I DON'T DRINK IT, I JUST LOVE THE PICTURE...SHE'S GORGEOUS!!

TA 4 NOW!!!-KW